Looking for Translators.

This is a personal request, and also a public source for possible translators.

Most of the people who ask me for server help (on these forums and on skype) are Thai, and use really shitty translators to try and ask me questions.
For example:

[1:22:19 AM] น้องโยสุดจะเหงา: Hello Blaster/Mcaso I have nothing much you want to delete. I have?
[1:30:13 AM] น้องโยสุดจะเหงา: You, not me for?
[1:26:17 AM] น้องโยสุดจะเหงา: I have the latest DB Bella constant fear.
[1:26:32 AM] น้องโยสุดจะเหงา: You give me?


and sadly, I don't speak toddler.

I am currently reaching out to anyone who can speak Basic English and Basic Thai.
Please, help.